Parents Are Sharing The Weirdest Things Their Kids Have Said
Kids say the darndest things, don't they? One great thing about having children — besides all the obvious wonderful things — is they keep you on your toes. You never know what they're going to do next, or what they're going to say.
There will be times where your kid says something so out of left field and there's no one there to witness it or share in your disbelief, but that's where Twitter comes into play. It's the perfect place for these parents to laugh together at that weird thing their son said last week.
You're Not Friends Anymore After This Comment
Everyone knows that parents are embarrassing to their kids, but does the parent shame really start at only two years old? So young and yet you've already been demoted from parent to friend. Next, you'll just be the chauffeur.
He Can Wait In The Car Next Time
It's comments like these that are going to get dad in some trouble if mom overhears them, so you better hope they tire themselves out before you get home. Otherwise, they're going to throw you under the bus.
Kids Really Boost Your Confidence, Don't They?
Ouch. He even used your first name to emphasize his disappointment in you; that's never a good thing. This is definitely something to remember when your nephew starts going through puberty.
Shoeless Joe
Clothing in general is just a way to conform to societal ideals. Feet should be allowed to be free and roam around however they want without the velcro-strapped confinements of Skechers.
Thanks For Your Input
How do you teach a child what kind of comments they should say out loud and what kind of comments they should keep to themselves? That should be a priority lesson for this teacher.
Get Your Priorities Straight
This kid has their priorities in order and is asking the important questions. Playdates always trump partying, but you still have to be able to slip in a quick nap so something's gotta give.
He's Not Ready For Camping
Sometimes you need a little extra encouragement and you're the only one that can do that for yourself! Only you can provide the intrinsic motivation you need to convince your body to go to the bathroom outside.
A Lawyer In The Making
Look, you can't argue with logic like that. He's clearly already smarter than you and your wife, so you better shape up quickly or he'll take control of the whole house.
A Positive Spin
This definitely isn't one of the five love languages, but how do you debate an argument like that? Consider this too: maybe Brady deserved to be loved with this kid's boot, you don't know the whole situation. Everyone expresses love differently.
There's Enough Action For Everyone
With a question like that, how could you ever say no? There's enough action to go around for everyone, but hopefully, part of the action is figuring out where he learned this saying from.
Hope There's No Lego In That Bath
I don't know about you, but sitting in a tub full of toys including a misshapen hula hoop doesn't exactly seem like our idea of a good time. But at least she's enjoying it...
Problem Solved
You can't get anything by her! She's got a solution for whatever problem you're going to throw at her so stock up on the Claritin and buy this girl a kitten.
That's Not How Babies Work
You could've used this opportunity to go with the "babies are delivered by storks" storyline, but avoiding it altogether and saving the conversation for a later year works too.
Did She Dump Soda On Her Feet?
This is a quote that you'd probably hear your kid say and you'd respond with "that's nice" while trying to focus on whatever you're doing, then you'd do a double-take and realize you need a lot more clarification on what this means.
Is This A Threat?
If that were our kid we'd worried that this was some sort of thinly veiled threat and that we were about to get an elbow shoved into our throat. So this is a best-case scenario.
Time To Make Your Own Rules
Parents always think that they're the ones who are setting rules for their children, but really children are the ones who are just letting parents think that. It's all a trick, they've been in charge all this time.
We'll Take One Choco Brownie Extreme Blizzard From The Queen
Look, we're not saying that we'd rather be the queen of an ice cream store instead of the queen of Arendelle ... but actually, that's exactly what we're saying. We'd rather be the Dairy Queen than be Anna.
It Doesn't Even Have Games!
Just wait until she's a little older and she has to learn that this iPad only gives you money that you had to put into the machine yourself. She'll be in for a tough lesson.
The Joys Of Motherhood
Kids are such a joy to have in your life, aren't they? Praying on your insecurities and pointing out your flaws without even realizing what they're doing... Having children is so fun.
On Wednesdays We Wear Gray
We all feel a little dark and stormy some days and our pink sweater just doesn't accurately portray that to those around us. People need to know before you speak that you're feeling dark and twisty to prepare accordingly.
Food Is Always The Priority
You thought this was going to be a difficult conversation, but instead, you realized that your kid cares about one thing and one thing only: where her next meal is coming from.
Creating A Masterpiece Is Hard Work
Trying to pick the perfect colors for each part of your picture while also staying inside the lines and keeping any of the colors from smudging together is hard work and it takes a seasoned athlete to accomplish that.
Never Say "When"
If you're at a restaurant and the waiter says "just say when" but you never say it, will they stop based on their own judgment? The customer is always right. This little boy deserved a plate full of parmesan cheese.
Howdy Partner
Well, that's certainly one way to get your parent out of a speeding ticket! It's probably not going to work on every police officer, but it's worth a shot next time.
She Is Her Father's Daughter
Since dad is the one who put this idea in her head, dad is going to be the one who gets to be the disciplinarian when you two get home!
Time To Get Out Of There
It's moments like these where you have to reevaluate your life, now aware that every parent in that waiting room absolutely despises your existence and strongly dislikes your child at this particular time.
Not With That Attitude
Anything can be accomplished as long as you have a good attitude, and you're not going to be able to convince this girl of anything else. She's determined to catch 'em all.
Wait Till He Finds Out All The Other Things We Share DNA With
Humans supposedly share around 50 percent of their DNA with bananas so this kid is surprisingly accurate with his facts, though we doubt that he learned this from an Ancestry DNA test.
Stay Tuned
Who knows what counts as "fancy stuff in the mirror" but we wouldn't be going anywhere after a comment like this. We want to stick around and find out where this accent came from.
Kids Say The Darndest Things
A creative way to spin something that others might have viewed as something that was ruining the visual surrounding the tattoo. Not exactly a positive spin, but definitely a creative one.
