Do You Know About The Dad Tax? All Dads Need This Special Tool To Collect It
Listen up dads, because this information could change the way you look at parenting.
To all the great dads out there who spend their time working to provide for their families, you're entitled to a universal privilege that you might not know about.
He Who Provides Food And Shelter Is Entitled To Small Compensation (Payable In Food)
The Dad Tax dictates that the father who provides food, shelter, love, and hilarity is entitled to a percentage of his child's things.
These things include mostly food-related items: french fries, chicken wings, cake, pizza, cookies, and/or chips, to name a few things.
There Is A Special Tool That Can Make Dad Tax Collection Easier
This is going to sound crazy, but there really is a product out there that makes it easy to collect your Dad Tax when it's due.
Introducing the Telescopic Extendable Dinner Fork.
This Fork Makes It Easy To Swipe Most Food Items From Across A Table
The Telescopic Extendable Dinner Fork is the primary enforcement tool of the Dad Tax Collector.
With an impressive extension span of 25 inches, the fork is capable of sniping and swiping most food items from across tables, couches, and over shoulders.
The Extenda-Fork Has Multiple Uses
Surprisingly, the extendable dinner fork has multiple uses.
It starts out at about 8.5 inches long before extension, which makes it the perfect secret weapon to sneak to the dinner table or into restaurants.
Disguise Them As Fondue Forks
If you're still unsure about how you can get these forks past your wife and into the cutlery drawer, there is a simple solution to your problem.
Tell her that you are preparing for a future fondue night (and honestly, you can actually use these forks when that night rolls around). Melted cheese and chocolate, yum.
Dad Tax Collection Season Approaches
When you get your hands on this awesome Extendable Dinner Fork, the next time the opportunity to collect your Dad Tax arises, you will be prepared.
Your children will never see it coming which is another advantage. Inspector Dad, the fry thief.
