Listen up dads, because this information could change the way you look at parenting.
To all the great dads out there who spend their time working to provide for their families, you’re entitled to a universal privilege that you might not know about.
He Who Provides Food And Shelter Is Entitled To Small Compensation (Payable In Food)
The Dad Tax dictates that the father who provides food, shelter, love, and hilarity is entitled to a percentage of his child’s things.
These things include mostly food-related items: french fries, chicken wings, cake, pizza, cookies, and/or chips, to name a few things.