Tattoo Ideas You Should Probably Avoid

Tattoos are pretty close to permanent, which is why you must get something you're going to be proud of every day you wake up. Sure, you can get them removed or covered, but that's more money you didn't account for initially. If you're thinking about getting tatted, here are many ideas you shouldn't even consider.

Is This A Joke?

weird heart on the back
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Photo Credit: Spiffyfunpants / Reddit

This has got to be a joke. It's a heart with a knife going through it and... wings?

I've never seen anything like this, but I guess neither has he.

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The Worried Wolf

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worried wolf on the belly
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Is it just me, or does that wolf look more concerned than it needs to be?

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I wonder if the person who received this became upset once they looked at it.

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We Are DOOMED!

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soap pod on the arm
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Yes, we are doomed. Do you remember when people ate those Tide pods for fun?

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This person went and got this tattooed on their body? Humanity is on its last leg.

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Maybe He Likes Turkey?

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turkey sandwich on his arm
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This man thought he had something significant in another language on his arm, but he didn't.

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This whole time he was advertising how much he liked turkey sandwiches. That's pretty funny, man.

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Believe In Yourself

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never lose hoop and believe
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Always believe in yourself, but you need to know when things aren't right. That's not how you spell hope.

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It would be best if you had the belief that you can spell before you get a tattoo with words.

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The Fakest Hundred Dollars

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money talks gone wrong
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I would have to sue the artist if they did this to me. All they had to do was follow the bill!

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This looks like the Walmart version of a hundred dollars.

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Good For You

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vegan tatt on her face
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Photo Credit: pharmaninja / Reddit
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You really don't feel like telling people you're a vegan that often? You might as well not be a vegan.

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I'm pretty sure folks will still ask even after seeing that tattoo.

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Really, Pal?

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guys gets mustasche tatted on his lip
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Photo Credit: @suckytattoos / Instagram
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My man didn't even spell the word correctly, but still got it tattooed on his face?

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He was probably on an illegal drug of some type if he thought this was what he wanted.

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That Ain't Pikachu

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weird pika tattoo looks crazy
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Why is it that people love playing around with Pikachu's image? He's too iconic for that.

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This one looks too creepy for comfort, but I know that person probably likes it.

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She Can't Be Serious

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onion armpit tattoo
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Is she a walking parody or does she really stink? Maybe she's allergic to deodorant.

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I don't know what's going on here, but it isn't cute. In fact, this isn't anything we want to see on an armpit.

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These Fake Muscles

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fake muscles on his body
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Photo Credit: lid-vicious / Reddit
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Does this guy really think he's fooling anyone with these abs? He's a big joke.

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He might trick some people from a distance, but it's over once they get up close.

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Say No To Drugs

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giant spider on face for some reason
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This man had to be on drugs if he got this black widow spider on his face.

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That's what he wants to see whenever he looks into the mirror? He's wild.

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A Starry Night?

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starry night on chest
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She said it was a starry night, but it looked like those dots were part of her body.

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She probably thought it was going to look way better than this mistake.

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Peter Simpson, Is That You?

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homer griffin tattoo looks wild
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Is that Peter Simpson or Homer Griffin? I'm going with Homer Griffin, but it can pass for the other one.

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That person isn't your friend if this is the tattoo you did for them.

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Please Be Kidding

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how'd he spell respect wrong?
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Photo Credit: @suckytattoos / Instagram
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There's a really popular song where the artist spells respect for the world to sing, but this guy got it wrong.

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I'm going to say he's kidding, but his face says otherwise.

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She Got Played

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playboy bunny gone wrong on the body
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She got played real bad if she thinks this is a good Playboy Bunny tattoo.

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Maybe she's blind in one eye or this is enough for her. Perhaps she doesn't need a lot.

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Just Add Education To The List

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that's not family at number two
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Rule number four should be education because this is awful. You want your family to be proud of you, not concerned.

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I'm concerned this person doesn't know how to spell properly.

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This Man Is Funny

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kids gets horns on his head
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Photo Credit: IMNOTASLAG / Reddit
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If the world is really about to end, then this is a waste of a tattoo and face.

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If the world was ending, getting this tattoo is the last thing I'd be thinking of.

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Make It End

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yin and yang looks like a kid did it
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Photo Credit: MorganMonsterBear / Reddit
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I'm sorry, don't even get that finished. You're going to have to take it somewhere else and get it fixed.

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This looks like a baby did it in their sleep.

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Don't Peep

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eyes starring at you
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Photo Credit: @suckytattoos / Instagram
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This is a next-level tramp stamp. If you see these eyes, know that someone might be watching you.

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I don't know what demons this person has to battle, but leave me out of it.